Saint Andrew’s Episcopal Church
Lake Worth, Florida

TThe Eve of the Fourth Sunday After Pentecost (June 8, 2002)
Canon Richard T. Nolan

CHURCHES AND THE “RIGHT KIND” OF PEOPLE

          Before I begin the sermon, I’d like to mention with appreciation the wonderful passage from Ecclesiasticus (6: 5-17) read as our first lesson. It is not anywhere on our list of scriptural readings at any services throughout the year. I came across it accidentally and happily substituted it for other approved readings for tonight. It is a splendid sermon in itself.

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           When I was eight years old I was an acolyte at my first Service in the suburban Boston Episcopal Church where I had been baptized. I was active in various facets of church activities at the parish and diocesan levels right through high school. Being a Bostonian of sorts, I simply accepted certain forms of behavior as proper and others as improper. At home and in my church I don’t recall much talk about sin, just about proper and improper.

          In the Roman Catholic elementary school that I attended “sin” was a favorite preoccupation. I worried a lot about sinning, because I might go to a temporary, sizzling purgatory for my venial sins (impure thoughts, minor theft and lies) or to scorching, eternal hell for just one lousy mortal sin (missing Mass on a holy day of obligation, murdering someone). My worry was that I might suddenly become unconscious and die with a catalog of unforgiven sins on my scorecard. I knew what happened to hot dogs at a barbecue, and I didn’t want that fate! I believed that at my death if I could just stay aware long enough to mutter a few sincere words of contrition, my sins could be expunged, like a delete key on a computer, and I’d get right into heaven. So, my worry was not with the sins I committed; it was whether my last conscious act could be one of repentance, a ticket to Paradise.

          However, for being improper in a Boston area Episcopal church forgiveness was never mentioned. Unseemliness was unpardonable. A transgressor did not wait until divine judgment at death. The verdict was immediate - as soon anyone thriving on gossip observed the impropriety. Curiously, offenses were not focused on sexual matters, because Episcopalians in those days pretended that, for the most part, no one had any bodily functions whatsoever. Serious indiscretions like a woman forgetting to wear a hat in church or a man caught with a soiled necktie at dinner dishonored the fundamental precept: “appearances are everything.” Pedigree, wealth, social connections, or a particular residential address might be somewhat significant here and there, but to hint of any of them was boorish, off-putting, and signifying an individual running on empty.

          Each Christian denomination had, and still has, its own “right kind” of people, some conforming to various ways of earning righteous merit badges and some conforming to whatever respectability is locally in vogue.

          Permeating tonight’s Gospel reading, indeed the entire New Testament, we have a portrait of a Jesus unconcerned with scorecard approaches to sin or with social correctness. There is no indication that he had lists of venial and mortal sins or that he aspired to establish a “society church.” He associated freely with rule-keeping Pharisees and despised tax collectors. The slogan “appearances are everything” couldn’t be further from his life.

           By Jesus’ own relationships you and I are confronted repeatedly by his challenges to accepted standards of behavior and customary forms of human relationships. He completely and radically reverses approved human judgments and piety, whereby God's values and purposes are forced into human awareness. For Jesus it is both hard-hearted and wrong-headed to praise individuals simply because they obey particular rules and exhibit conventional forms of living. Such well-behaving men and women are often addicts to protocol, insensitive to personal circumstances, self-absorbed, secular social climbers, and inflexible in ordinary situations; for them "sin" is a failure to observe their rules of propriety. Assuming their own righteousness, they have contempt for all persons who do not meet their ideals of superficial pious living. And, yes, they are “running on empty.”

           Recall some of the people regarded by various past and present Christian purists as not the “right kind” of people: left-handed people, because left-handedness was believed to be a sign of the devil; divorced persons, because they failed to keep their vows; couples with no children, because they had failed to be fruitful and multiply; genuine scientists, because they failed to harmonize their discoveries with Church doctrine; bankers who charged any interest on a loan and in so doing deserved eternal punishment; all non-Christians and dissenters; and, those whose non-procreative sexual lives are actively bisexual or homosexual, to mention but a few. You see, everyone fails to meet someone’s standards for being the “right kind.” The absurdity of all of this for Christians is that Jesus the Christ is not the “right kind” of person, either; he was an unmarried male whose life was unconforming to his day’s religious and social expectations. Even today he would not be called as pastor of most Christian congregations. In fact, it’s doubtful that he would have been found fit for ordination.

          The Church as a counter-culture includes a ministry that challenges what you and I might regard as the criteria for the “right kind” of people. Not here simply to affirm our values, not here to provide a sanctuary for righteous rule-followers or fussy social classes, a faithful Church of Christ invites all sorts and conditions of humanity to participate in day to day baptismal living. The “right kind” of people are faithful disciples of Christ who mess up, are penitent, forgiven, and begin again, but whose lives overall are marked by continual growth in Christ’s love and service. I trust that this congregation is the “right kind” of people!